My new pet hate is the oblivous slow girl on the basket fronted bike on Kingsland Rd (could be one of many) who drags herself up the outside of the crowd at traffic lights (usually last one to arrive) and then pulls off really slowly, pulling over in front of everyone forcing everyone to overtake only for this to occur at next lights ad infinitum.
Its just the arrogant obliviousness to everyone else who has been waiting in queue that annoys me.....
Need to go and have a quiet sit down now......
There's one woman who does this ALL THE FUCKING WAY from the top of Clapham Common right through to Parliament Square. Probably in her 40s, pink fluoro, rides a step-through hybrid. I sometimes get my commute timed to match hers and once we're together she follows me like a bad smell.
I overtake her on every stretch, only for her to jump EVERY FUCKING RED I'm stopped at with a smug look on her stupid fucking face. Repeat until dead.
There's one woman who does this ALL THE FUCKING WAY from the top of Clapham Common right through to Parliament Square. Probably in her 40s, pink fluoro, rides a step-through hybrid. I sometimes get my commute timed to match hers and once we're together she follows me like a bad smell.
I overtake her on every stretch, only for her to jump EVERY FUCKING RED I'm stopped at with a smug look on her stupid fucking face. Repeat until dead.
If I see you I'm a fuck you up bitch.