'Upgrading' to skinny tyres pointless for London commuting

Well this is a laugh.
I'm keen to know who the 'Unholy trinity' are and who/what is N****?

As for rolling resistance. Does anyone really give a shit? I have these tyres and not had a puncture in London for over a year now. Which should be the single most important factor when chosing tyres for a commute. Unless you like pissing around in the wind and rain with a puncture repair kit and tyre levers

Specialized All Condition Armadillo Elite Tyre | Evans Cycles

then again I had 3 consecutive p******es in a month and none with gators.

swings and roundabouts

but "single most important factor when chosing tyres for a commute" +1