Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

coinsidently, it was only this morning i was told that pirates supposedly only war eye patches, not due to any eye related injuries,
but so when descending into the boat, they could swap the patch to the other eye, so not having to re-adjust to the lighting

/csb etc

Cool story indeed, however, I doubt its accuracy as upon descending into the boat they would no doubt be engaging in hand to hand, close quarters fighting and the lack of depth perception caused by only using one eye would be a major and potentially fatal handicap.