Bike porn

Madness D;

I don't agree as this is the porn thread. I am only interested in aesthetics in this thread. I am not claiming that what looks pleasing to the eye is going to be in anyway practical. I am looking at it as an artistic composition... etc etc etc

Please, go home, there is enough nit picking in this thread as it is (mostly reasonable), but you are on a whole other level, if bikes had to be to your standards before being posted in here there would only be 12 pages.

share it in the appropriate thread

and? so my standards are different to yours? Does that mean I am not allowed to have an opinion and share it in the appropriate thread?

Sir, I too have learned the hard way that this is certainly not the appropriate thread for your opinion...

cheers for the link. A decent forum at last.

Shame about the backdrop that's not wide enough, the lights intruding into the image and the huge ugly stand included in the image.

Why goto so much bother to get it so wrong?

The photo is generally pretty shocking...

Need foot retention, etc.

I would love to see that in the same photo as one of Jammy's bikes.

and? so my standards are different to yours? Does that mean I am not allowed to have an opinion and share it in the appropriate thread?

Sir, I too have learned the hard way that this is certainly not the appropriate thread for your opinion...

Both your opinons are shit, all mine are great

#mostopinionatedthreadontheinternet

Sir, I too have learned the hard way that this is certainly not the appropriate thread for your opinion...

still learning by what i can see

cinelli cmx bmx

anti?

Cretins. This is porn of the highest degree. I have personally owned an even better bike though.

I would love to see that in the same photo as one of Jammy's bikes.

I went in to see his bike at TFG.

Amazingly big, I can easily rest my chin on his saddle, and I'm 6".

Cretins. This is porn of the highest degree. I have personally owned an even better bike though.

You had one of these?

You had one of these?

Nah, one of these:

Love the amount of effort put in this, even the logos on the tyres align with those on the rims.

I dont think that's a sign of mega effort

Love the amount of effort put in this, even the logos on the tyres align with those on the rims.

adopts Tester voice

Since it's a matching Mavic wheel and tyre system, and they're tubulars, the amount of effort involved is no greater than successfully inserting the valve into the rim hole.

Not buying it.

Yeah, you're going to have to be pretty blatant around here...

FWIW I read that as a comment on how thorough you thought the build was considering it's a joke build. Although it's not, it's a photoshop job, obviously.

whatever.

back to porn

Miche cranks get you into trouble here.