Langster / Langster Pro / Langster Steel

Fuck it. Here's my langster. It's outside, behind a fence on a roof in the dark with 1 brake and no handlebars, stem, saddle or seatpost. And the front wheel is backwards.

Its safe though because I just wheel it round and make brrrrmmm brrrmmm noises to get away from my parents and homework. I do wear a helmet though, and have a brake caliper round my neck as a pendant.

Has that got Gangsta Track V1 forks on it?