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@General_Lucifer
Did anyone see the ten o'clock show last night?
Did you see Eddie and Eddie going for a bag of sausage rolls?
Did you, like me, wish for the ground to swallow you up in embarrassment for them?
Fucking hell, Jimmy Carr couldn't bear to watch, it was that awful.
All Labour really had to do was to sit back and let the Tories take all the flack, but no. They had to make a prize bunch of tittering tits of themselves by going into Greggs as if it was something they did every day.
How did they make buying eight sausage rolls look so agonisingly clumsy?? They were buying baked goods, for fuck's sake, not dildos! They honestly looked like they'd hustled in there, blurted out an order for a bag of assorted dildos and then scuttled off, blushing and giggling.