Ask Scoble

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Does Ed really have that effect on women?

Why did they make the union flag on the olympic kit all blue?

So that it acts as a blue screen and medals can be added when we win none.

Ed, could you please enlighten me as to the best quality to look for in onions when sexy time approaches?

Girth.

also, related to my previous question, if I misplace my anal beads will a string of onions be a good substitute?

No. Use a silly cucumber.

Why, Ed? Why?

Why not?

Ffs, why would anyone encourage the performing monkey?

Is that actually a question for Ed?