• How about having a club anthem?

    I have been teaching myself the Internationale and trying to learn the chords on the uke. At the same time, I've sort of half-got a cyclist verse forming in my mind.

    Ride on, cossacks of revolution,
    for you have nothing to break but your chains
    Let's put the brakes on the pollution,
    of our streets, our air, our brains.

    So cyclists should stand united
    and resist the motor's curse
    All roadies, BMX and tra-a-ckies
    And even fakengers!

    So come brothers and sisters,
    For the road will make us free,
    The Internationale
    Unites humanity

    Does this strike the right balance between humorous and earnest, or is it just crap?

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