Food

He calls himself a food fanatic.

No, you're not.

A food fan would not treat eating like a competition.

What you are is a glutton, with a serious eating disorder.

And you're a twat.

The first time I ever saw that show it was about ice cream. He was banging on about the 'ultimate ice cream' while watching some guy add food colouring and artificial flavouring to a massive vat.

Absolute crock of shit.