Spotted...

Voyeurs;

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Some skills you've got there; spotted whilst sitting at home on the sofa.

I do however, keep spotting my next door neighbour on the way home. He's very slow so I never say hello and just shoot past. He's also a French hipster twat with massive headphones and a beret.

Those aren't headphones, they're onions.

#casualstereotyping

This thread keeps on giving...
Like back in the day

Spotted tons of people on bikes in Leicester today.
Leicester is the new London. Is there an lfgss?

Leicester is the new quasi-comedy.

Digger on King William St and then in LMNH.

Mothergirl, Fade, XH, Laner & Trulli in LMNH.

Then a load of polo playing hipsters including TS in Newington. I had a go with a mallet and a beer can. It was fun. Double Hed3s frowned upon apparently. Thought I'd go home before I ended up curled up in a pile of carbon splinters and my own tears.

You used to be able to call people a 'deaf twat' with impunity back in good old '07? Did people laugh back then? Or did they still think you were a dickhead?

He meant it without malice, a term of endearment if you must.

Cripple.

Raspberry.

He meant it without malice, a term of endearment if you must.

Really? Oh. As you were then.

Someone with gears getting all angry and arm-wavy at a pedestrian who had the audacity to cross the road as he was busy jumping a red going down Camden Rd this morning, 9ish. wac.

Girl with CitySprint jacket and purple-ish hair buying a bottle of wine in front of me in Tesco, then chained up next to me outside.

Girl chained up next to me outside.

Kinky

Yesterday: Gower Street area, or it might have been the Kings Cross end of Caledonia road, I've forgotten already. Purple anodised rims and gold hubs and the rest of a nice bike that my memory has decided to dispose of.
I visited Brick Lane via Old Street from central today.
I don't need to tell you how many spots of people I don't know with some nice bikes. Baby blue/white paintjob with Ambrosio wheels, bonti tyres pulling into LMNH, for example.
Including one guy resting left on his top tube looking right up and into the distance as if begging people to take photos of him, to be fair, he looked rather stylish in a Parisian way doing this, no mean feat for such a pose.

You dick, we are friends on facebook and everything. That makes it legit.
I'm from your drunken visit to Norths. We talked in the corridor and Rich made fun of you a lot.
Goddamn douchnozzle (thanks for that word HatBeard).

Yasi, you're so lovely to talk to.

He meant it without malice, a term of endearment if you must.

The fact that Ed is both deaf and a cunt does not mean that calling him a deaf cunt is an insult. In the same way that everybody on the forum calling me Jobless Dickhead is simply a term of endearment. Right?

Including one guy resting left on his top tube looking right up and into the distance as if begging people to take photos of him, to be fair, he looked rather stylish in a Parisian way doing this, no mean feat for such a pose.

Sounds like Xander...

Xander could never look Parisian. He's not bourgeois enough.

Velocio riding back to Kew.
A pleasure riding with you, even if only for a couple of minutes

Rosie's Afterworkers would be dramatically less exciting if they were bus based. Mostly involving sitting in the same place for2 hours trying to get out of London.

It wouldn't work, buses always take detours along non-A roads. It could never be a real Rosie afterworker.

#stillhaven'tbeenononesowhatdoIknow

Whoever you are sir, in absentia I declare you 2012 Daftbar™ Champion of the World.

I thought that this trend had died a long time ago, but I've seen at least three people recently brakless and with extremely narrow bars. Well, maybe it had died and has just been revived.

Xander could never look Parisian. He's not bourgeois enough.

Truth. It was not Xander at all. This man had larger hair than Xander, and less class I'm sure.
Easy set-up for a class-based jibe there for any takers?

Calling someone a 'deaf twat' for using perfectly acceptable language is not remotely cool.

You used to be able to call people a 'deaf twat' with impunity back in good old '07? Did people laugh back then? Or did they still think you were a dickhead?

Well, we all know Ed and he calls us worse things, like 'silly cucumber', so he deserves everything he gets.

He meant it without malice, a term of endearment if you must.

Really? Oh. As you were then.

Ed is wrong, of course. It was full of both malice and endearment.

There is no class system in this country.

Tony Blair said so.

And I'm also not too sure that cripple is unacceptable. It's still used to describe roads and their blockages etc. maybe you just can't refer to people as cripples.

Yeah, crippling or being crippled is not offensive. It's tagging people as 'a cripple' which is offensive.

I've met quite a few people with mobility difficulties who referred to themselves as 'cripples' or 'crippled', for a variety of different purposes--some to shock, some to offset how they felt, some to forestall discrimination--, but I've also met lots of people who considered the word deeply offensive. The smart advice is to avoid the word.

Stop getting in the way of my thread-bombing, please.

To whom are you talking to there Oliver?
And what, are you implying that we shouldn't trust Tony Blair bodieanddoyle?

Wow! I was reading the last two or so ultimate pages of spottered, and now I'm quite impressed of the quality of bmmf and bmmf'object, a real not frivolous content emasculated's tourette, in them.

Cheap payday loans are increasingly popular among people all around the world.

So, I'm wondering between the two who is gonna be the best investor in spreading knowledge and entertainment. (for who is gonna queue at the bank)

Well, I personally believe more in bmmf, he is more cute.