Football

Right thats enough chelsea drivel... you'll be out next round.

Fulham v Swansea : 2-1
Wigan v West Brom : 2-0
Wolves v Man Utd: 1-4
Newcastle v Norwich: 0-0

Aston Villa v Bolton : 1-0
Blackburn v Sunderland: 2-3
Man City v Chelsea: 2-0
Tottenham v Stoke: 1-1
Everton v Arsenal : 1-4
QPR v Liverpool: 0-3

Planet Mike C can be a lonely place after only 3 hours sleep and no drugs :$

HA! tough love mate. turn the monitor off between 12 and 7am...whats the worse that can happen....

We don't have a monitor. They are still 'sleeping' in our room. Mostly in the bed cos they kick off.
We had some sort of chav sit in at the end of our road going on until 2am until I told them to shut it, which they did amazingly.
They stopped and the babies started. :$ :$ Yawn

José you've got to wear your Chelsea top and I'll wear my Benfica top!!!! But where shall we meet... Portuguese meal??? mmm... Abraço amigo! cc

We'll have to watch this one together, Ian...

Bit of inside info, apparently it's mainly over the Suarez thing, rather than pissing money away on shite players or wallowing in mid-table mediocrity.

Interesting. I would have thought that they would give KKK another year to try and improve on what he started. Some of the signings have been shocking. Adam in particular. i feel he is out of his depth, gives away too many free kicks and his distribution has not been good. Not like when he was at Blackpool.
Also, how much of them are really KKs signings, I thought this French twat was bought in to identify players?
I guess the Yanks don't want to have Liverpool dragged through the mud any more.
if they are serious about taking us to the top, they bring in Mourinho. no ifs, no buts. he is a winner. End of. Even if it costs 10million a year.

I don't do football tops, Ian... We'll figure something out... :]

That's fair enough... but I would like to bring my Benfica top... we'll make a nice evening of it whatever the score... look forward to it!

I don't do football tops, Ian... We'll figure something out... :]

We don't have a monitor. They are still 'sleeping' in our room. Mostly in the bed cos they kick off.
We had some sort of chav sit in at the end of our road going on until 2am until I told them to shut it, which they did amazingly.
They stopped and the babies started. :$ :$ Yawn

£60 well spent man, get a long distance one so when you are on holiday you can sit in the bar while they sleep in the room - if someone created an apple app that worked as a baby monitor they would clean up!!!

Fulham v Swansea : 3-2
Wigan v West Brom : 2-4
Wolves v Man Utd: 1-4
Newcastle v Norwich: 2-2

going for a big goal haul this weekend. won't be taking much interest in the FA Cup

Everton v Sunderland 0-2
Tottenham v Bolton 0-2
Chelsea v Leicester 0-2
Liverpool v Stoke 0-2

For silverware read tupperware...

Fixed.

It would be fake tupperware.

Fixed.

Mine was better...

Shit jokes thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Everton v Sunderland 2-2
Tottenham v Bolton 3-1
Chelsea v Leicester 3-0
Liverpool v Stoke 1-8

Mine was better...

Shit jokes thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hardly. WTF is plasticware? At least tupperware existed.

Leads to your page, does it?

Leicester piece one. Waiting for it to be posted up. Very mild. Who could not be mild about Leicester?

Hardly. WTF is plasticware? At least tupperware existed.

Leads to your page, does it?

Leicester piece one. Waiting for it to be posted up. Very mild. Who could not be mild about Leicester?

You can get a lovely drop of mild in Leicester...
/schick mode

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2012/03/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-chelsea-v-leicester/

It's up!

That's probably one of the least offensive ones I've read.

Leicester aren't scousers though.

£60 well spent man, get a long distance one so when you are on holiday you can sit in the bar while they sleep in the room - if someone created an apple app that worked as a baby monitor they would clean up!!!

How about using Skype?

That's probably one of the least offensive ones I've read.

Leicester aren't scousers though.

They are sensitive twerps though. Really up in arms and saying nasty things about Made in Chelsea which means that they are insulting Binky. I won't stand for that.

Ah, Binky. Not a patch on Eva though.

...and not nearly as good with a magic sponge.

0-1 at half time at Old Trafford. The Manc crowd is snide. Silent as a lamb until they get a free kick and then it is all "Off off off off". Northern Muppets.

Chelsea really bossing it.