Spotted...

So ya didn't think it through, really, did you? I wasn't 'tailgating' you, and only partly cause you don't have a tailgate. Did you mean 'drafting', dear?

No. I hadn't passed you firstly because you'd been wobbling all over the shop like a kiddie with the stabilisers off for the first time. Then I didn't pass because we were approaching a junction with a red light, and it wouldn't have been sensible. In fact, it would have been totally against your interests because you were going to shoot right off the road and down the pavement (like a kid). My judgment was correct. Yours wasn't. Now fuck off.

Interesting bike though - yellow Islabike track bike with the thinnest bridge I have ever seen on the seatstays.

Now it's pretty obvious who I mean, I may well have insulted a venerable member of the forum, who appears to be a working courier.

Still rides like a wazzock.

Your fuckin funny dude! I could hear you ranting at the lights while I rode away.

I was hungover this morning and was worried you'de hit me from behind if someone crossed at the upcoming crossing. What happened after that had nothing to do with my actions against you and it was up to you if you still wanted to be upset. I understand I 'rode like a kid'. Well, I feel like one to be honest, never cared for 'growing up'.

I hope after meeting me your day improved and you had a pleasant day, as I did riding all day in the glorious sun.

Peace out bro.