In the news

Probably something to do with tonight's game.

Unusual number of police in the Aldwych vicinity this lunchtime. A van parked up in LSE, one in Somerset House courtyard, another on Melbourne Place. Anyone know what's up?

probably unrelated.

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well done journalists, only 2 - 3 decades late in reporting that bit of news

I think they've mentioned it before.

Assad's email account has been hacked. Details are bonkers: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/assad-emails

Probably something to do with tonight's game.

Apparently there are thousands of Napoli fans around Stamford Bridge, mostly ticketless.

Apparently there are thousands of Napoli fans around Stamford Bridge, mostly ticketless.

I work just around the corner and my god getting to fulham Broadway was ridiculous. Never seen so many away fans in my life!

nearly spat coffee on the guy in front of me when this entered my mind reading the metro.

An earless baby bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had his 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman.

How could he

*sadface

Olympic velopark plans approved -

http://www.hackneygazette.co.uk/news/olympic_velopark_plans_approved_but_will_they_be_changed_again_wonder_cyclists_1_1238890

Piss dungeon found in central London pub

Hilarious repost from the epic WTF thread.

An earless baby bunny that was a rising star on Germany's celebrity animal scene had his 15 minutes of fame brought to an abrupt end when he was accidentally stepped on by a television cameraman.

How could he

Aren't those called Guinea Pigs?

^^ Ah, didn't think to look there although at 3 days old I did think there was a good chance of it being on here already.

I love the fact that the perpetrator told them that he did nothing wrong as he pushed his way passed them and out of the pub!

That's why I always make a point of gobbing in the urinal first

i hope the rabbit tasted good

sad face :-(

He pushed his way past them?

They were trying to stop a piss covered man from going anywhere?

WHAT THE FUCK PISS DUNGEON
Fucking wierdo's

I don't know I can kinda see the attraction.

#staresdeeplyintodicki'seyesandmakesexaggeratedwink

i once accidentally micturated on my foot in the shower
didn't do anything for me !

sorry

Maybe he was just an incompetent plumber who locked himself in by mistake mid way through a job. He was trying desperately to get help by looking through the urinal but they just pissed on him.

The real tragedy being that no one heeded his calls, and after several days it became his only source of water

Sad news:

Yoda, the worlds ugliest dog is dead.

But Jodie Marsh lives

hell i'd pull a face like that if someone shoved a finger up my arse too

poor dog