Football

In sections of the Dutch media, rumour has it that Chelsea are in advanced negotiations with Arjen Robben.
IF someone can keep him fit he'd be a welcome addition, probably to most squads but it's a big if.

#EVA

This cunt makes Dogba look like an Oak Tree.
If he comes back to our league I will smash up every TV and radio I own so I never have to hear of his fucking antics.