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Oh, and no offence but your niece has a silly name. Can't remember what it was now, Eldorado, or something. I'd love to be a mascot, is there an age limit?

Ha! Nothing to do with me. Aldora is apparently an old English name. I had never heard of it before. Everyone is mystified by it. Her sister is called Elvina, which is likewise an old English name.

To be a mascot, you have to be a Junior Gunner, so you'll be needing a piece of paper from the same place as Roger Milla got his birth certificate, I reckon.