Spotted...

Hands down biggest twat I've met cycling in London.

Floppy quiff, smelly breath, short legs, small feet, ugly trousers. =)

May every lady cyclist in London never meet you as I had the misfortune to in Chiswick yesterday. If you can't brake - don't ride fixed.
The 'Fuck Off Love' just sealed it as you nearly fell off in my path. The shame of a Lady rider schooling you I guess...

Appears to have neglected the tightening bolt on his brooks too - looks like it has melted!