Short Arse Hoop in Brixton Cycles last night, don't give me that look!
What look? The look of utter contempt & disgust? I don't like you, for obvious reasons. It's a well known fact.... So why would I treat you any differently in the real world?
And seriously... can you still not come up with anything better than 'short arse'?? It's about as stupid as me taking the piss out of you for being deaf, you idiot.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure you ride a smaller frame than me because of your retarded reverse orangutan proportions.
What look? The look of utter contempt & disgust? I don't like you, for obvious reasons. It's a well known fact.... So why would I treat you any differently in the real world?
And seriously... can you still not come up with anything better than 'short arse'?? It's about as stupid as me taking the piss out of you for being deaf, you idiot.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure you ride a smaller frame than me because of your retarded reverse orangutan proportions.