tl;dr That was my first reaction. But then I actually read it. And I really enjoyed it.
To go from reptiles and 'OIL, OIL, OIL', to discussing gear inches with a literary flourish is really something.
I laughed, I cried, it had it all.
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To go from reptiles and 'OIL, OIL, OIL', to discussing gear inches with a literary flourish is really something.
I laughed, I cried, it had it all.
5*