Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

The funniest thing about that is that the Americans think they have a language.

The second funniest is the presumption that Deutsch has to be barked out like an order, where the actual word schmetterling could be quite lovely, Schmooze it better, darling? It's a butterfly kiss!

Its a little ironic considering German culture is as influential to American culture as anglo saxon culture is.