Football

I hope Henderson done enough against Cardiff to demonstration why he should not be anywhere near the pitch for tomorrows game against the Arse

It's a difficult one to predict as they always seem to pull results together even when they are at their lowest so I have to go with

Liverpool 0 - Arsenal 3

I said from day one he was shit. Everyone knows he's shit, every Sunderland fan pissed themselves when he went to you cunts, they all said he's shit

You paid what, £18m??