Any question answered...

^^that shit seems so complicated, how do I even get ubuntu onto a flash drive? Ill try.

Another question.

I need to learn to drive QUICKLY. Is it realistic for me to expect to learn and pass everything within a month?

I went to Romford driveodrome with my dad for 4 all day weekends and passed first time. This was 17 years ago, so don't know if it's still there.