Current Projects chat and miscellany

we did try, you are just kack handed.

HTFU - your weak/kack hands could not get a stiff tire on
Tire Levers - aid somewhat in this task
Bead Jack - aids even further

Wash the sand out of your vagina and chalk it up to experience. Don't expect to not come out slightly toasted if you post on a cycling forum that you have failed at a module of Bicycle Maintenance 101.

This made me laugh so much!