Football

And they're not even top!

maggie t sorted.

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She bummed us all Clive. She bummed us all.

#benelton

Do one, Birmingham >>>>>>>>>>

You're welcome, happy to donate a couple of points to the lesser clubs in the league.

is there an England match going on at Brisbane Rd tonight?

No, there's probably an EDL protest going on.

i just heard the national anthem

See #53328.

there seems to be a set of gallows going up on the pitch and i can hear banjo music

The Klan have turned up then.

they've started chanting 'Suarez is our leader'

Liverpool are there?

there does seem to be a group of people parading a tin pot cup...hard to tell though I just saw a poster advertising a subbuteo get together here.

God Almighty.

ha! i've got three relatives in that pic. Jonny , can you spot John?

I can see Pistanator. Didn't know he was an owl.

She bummed us all Clive. She bummed us all.

#benelton

Your tag:

maggie t bums cliveo

is in the present tense and refers to me alone. I take umbrage. I doubt that, even with the administration of Viagra, that she could no doubt afford or that her well wishers might donate, she could maintain enough of a stiffy to penetrate my particularly tight buttocks.

There's a Hertha Berlin club shop right by my Hotel. Any orders?

Note: I will give some QI style nerg to any obvious answers.

Clive, Viagra is only for men with kinky habits or erectile dysfunction, he was clearly meaning with a strap-on.

Marcom, it was a reference to Margaret Thatcher's Penis. I should know.

Ok, if you say so; it's you the one who got bummed.

If you had not been in Italy at the time, I am sure she would have bummed you as well.

mourihno spotted house hunting in london
and i heard the brentford fans are currently unhappy with their manager coincidence ?

or will he replace AVB when they loose the 2nd leg vs Napoli
Chelski will sack him if they get knocked out of the European Cup FACT

Moaninho won't go back to Chelsea. He'll win La Liga, take a year or so off and then return to manage ManUre.

His family will of course live in London because his wife detests anywhere north of Watford Gap.