I'm indifferent to...

So does Tiger balm.

My super toughness loves elderflower lube.

Gin + elderflower + egg white + lemon. Shake it all up, pour into a tall glass and top up with soda water. Tastes like a fragrant lemon meringue pie.

So does Tiger balm.

Fool me once. Shame on you.

Fool me twice. Shame on me.

The mega-hair I just plucked from in amongst my forest-like beard.

It seemed to have at one stage been about 4 or 5 distinctly seperate hairs, but at some point they became great friends and merged into a single unholy being. It was about 1 millimetre thick for most of it, hard (couldn't bend it) and the root was a ball, about 1.5 mil.

I could feel something sharp in my beard so I thought I'd fiddle and after a bit of tugging it just popped out.

So there you have it.

It's not quite 'hate' so it's going in here. But it's erring strongly on the side of it.

My downstairs neighbour has taken up gregorian chanting. I shit you not. And for some reason he seems only capable of doing it in the middle of the night. He starts, as if by clockwork at 11:45 every single night and has done so for the last ten days and goes on for quite a while.

The walls are fairly thin in this building so if I can hear him chatting on the phone and ineffectively humping his disenchanted girlfriend, I have no trouble whatsoever hearing his chants.

I'm not sure why he does it.

He's an artist of sorts:

So I wonder if it's part of a project of his.

Or whether he's just finally snapped.

I also wonder where my breaking point is and when I should stop being considerate about only using my rollers when he's out.

When did Clive sit for his portrait?

^^ Isn't there some kind of mild bitching thread for this kind of complaint?

When did Clive sit for his portrait?
This evening. It's all that was left of him after his encounter with General Lucifer.

^^ Isn't there some kind of mild bitching thread for this kind of complaint?
Never seen it. But that's a good idea Scoot. You should start one. I reckon it'd catch on. People could log on under cover of darkness (At night when no one else uses the forum) and mildly bitch. That way, when the public get up in the mornings, it won't be so accessible (as other threads will have been added to in the meantime to cover our tracks.)

We should have a special part of the forum for threads like these.

Polo?

It's not quite 'hate' so it's going in here. But it's erring strongly on the side of it.

My downstairs neighbour has taken up gregorian chanting. I shit you not. And for some reason he seems only capable of doing it in the middle of the night. He starts, as if by clockwork at 11:45 every single night and has done so for the last ten days and goes on for quite a while.

The walls are fairly thin in this building so if I can hear him chatting on the phone and ineffectively humping his disenchanted girlfriend, I have no trouble whatsoever hearing his chants.

I'm not sure why he does it.

He's an artist of sorts:

So I wonder if it's part of a project of his.

Or whether he's just finally snapped.

I also wonder where my breaking point is and when I should stop being considerate about only using my rollers when he's out.

Good likeness. He's a nice enough chap but it's a bit weird.

Also, I woke up early this morning (around 6, did a bit of work, had some breakfast) then at 7:30, he started again.

Chant back, in counterpoint, slightly off-pitch.

this water

Chant back, in counterpoint, slightly off-pitch.

Sacrifice him to a false idol

Invite an operatic soprano round to belt out an aria or two at top volume, perhaps substituting some of the words with ones referring to your neighbour and his Gregorian habit.

If he makes any mention of this claim to have merely been gargling when brushing your teeth.

I have no idea what Gregorian chaniting is, summat to do with leap years?

It's signing along with this..

This Is Serious Mum - TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign - YouTube

He's doing it again...

record it then play it back really loud when he's stopped.

now this is how to get your chant on

Jan Garbarek & The Hilliard Ensemble - Parce Mihi Domine (1)! - YouTube

He's doing it again...

Can anyone else here them?

Jus' sayin'