Football

Well, there is that statue of Michael Jackson there...

err yeah, whatever floats your boat mate...
although i could be tempted to knock one out to the man in the mirror.

shudders

That first Fulham goal was class, Dembele is a hell of a player when he's on it.

I'm off for a Goodison... And so on...

Shit?

Snapped banjo string?

i expect to see chelsea setting up 451 next week then

See the details in advance, the legend that is the Hodge

https://twitter.com/#!/royhodgson_lma

Shut it Shocklee.

I had thought that you were nicer than that short git damo, but I may be revising my opinion.

that's the thing with chelsea pensioners, they don't like it up'em

'Moyes in line to replace AVB'

The People

Train crash follows bus crash.

'Moyes in line to replace AVB'

The People

Genius

A man goes from having no money to spend to having more money than he knows what to do with.

Moyes won't do it - he won't find London boring enough.

He'll end up spending most of it on defenders, getting Neville for £6m as a holding midfielder and buying some fella from Sheff Utd that no-one's heard of to play up front on his own

Come on Liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to win a trophy

Its a lovely day in North London. Off to Wembley soon

He'll get Kenwright on the board at Chelsea.

Today I shall be a Cardiff fan

Due to a train derailment there are no trains between Liverpool and Crewe (and therefore London), today.

So I guess Clever Pun will be the only Liverpool fan in the stadium. Oh wait...

I don't understand the Arshavin move. The only sense I can make of it that with the Ox firing, Gervinho back from ACN & Walcott fit, Arsene thinks we don't need Arshavin anymore. Seems extraordinary, tho.

I'm sorry to see him go.

My predictions for today.

Spurs - Arsenal.

Spurs will run fucking riot, like they did against Newcastle the other week, and win 4-1.
There will be limited opportunities to take the piss out of the two spuds who will be on my sofa.

Liverpool - Cardiff.

Early goal from Cardiff to jangle the nerves a bit, but Bellamy ends up scoring the winner, and starts crying.
3-1 Liverpool

Alternative reality, most boring game ever, goes down to penalties, Bellamy scores the winning penalty, and also starts crying.

Nah Bellamy is gonna have his leg broken in a slide tackle bu a bitter cardiff player

Yep.
Tottetnham will put Arsenal to the sword.
Liverpool will win by a comfortable margin

I can't wait until the reverse happens and I have to flounce