Bikeaway lockers?

I'm tempted to just say sure and use it as storage for other junk :)

I can imagine the look of surprise on the bike thief's face when he breaks it open and finds it stacked floor to ceiling with your midget porn collection.

The caretaker on the estate told me it took the Met several hours to cut their way into one lookng for contraband a while ago - so some indication of the rigid construction.

sounds like kirth decided to go ahead and get one then...