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You're right. It's Donald Ducked.

I've asked him and will report back with the answer in due course.

I sent him a question asking if he was taking the piss and this is what he sent back:

Listen i have checked on google and compared my bike to them, firstly the gearshifts are in a different place, as mine are behind the brakes, on the handle bars, also my back brake cable goes through the top tubing of the frame of the bike, which on the ones i have seen this does not happen, this bike was designed for someone else and all dimentions of the bike where made specifically for him.
I do not appreciate slanderous comments from the likes of you and your fellow riders, after all you have no evidence, and no right to acting this way, without any proof. Why dont you come down and have a closer look and then comment on the bike then you can tell all your forum buddies the truth i have nothing to hide, Why cant you and your cycle forum buddies accept that this bike has been modified to suit the rider and maybe you and your cycle buddies dont know everything about me or the bike travel down and see for yourself, hope to see you soon.

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'Modified' by a fast impact into a solid object, or simply the worlds only front-end lo pro? Funny he doesn't mention any modifications in the ad.