North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Me!
I'm in paint too...but it's Markypoos fault! He said "have one more...it's Valentines Day"*

*he said it 4 times...

HA! I seen to remember it far more along the lines of this:

Me: How many pints you having tonight then?
Lola: Just having 1 and a half Guinness tonight. I'm being a good girl!
Me (1.5hrs later) : How many pints have you drunk now?
Lola : 3 and a half ;D heeeheeeheee hic

tru fax. AND a cool story