I went into Millets the other day, I asked the assistant, "What are those dome shaped things".
"Tents".
"Hurgh! What are those dome shaped things"
On my way home I popped into the hardware store, to get some wire.
"I need a new cable for my TV" I said.
"Flex?"
"Hurgh! I need a new cable for my TV"
very silly & love it !