What is it with Cabbies?

This morning I slapped a child, the little blighter looked at me funny, so I slapped it quite hard, on it's ruddy little cheeks.

Its mother started screaming at me to get the fuck away from her child and that she'd call the police! - What is it with parents?

It's when you break into their homes and slap them while they're having breakfast that they get most upset.

Hahaha