The Times Cycling Campaign

No sympathy at all. I'm a pedestrian and I'm sick of them. They ride on the footpath, totally ignore red lights at junctions and pedestrian crossings. One came so close to me on the footpath recently I grabbed him and pulled him off his bike. Pedestrians should fight back. Shout at them, grab them. Hit them with rolled up newspapers. These selfish bastards often don't seem to realise they are doing anything wrong.

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Coming to a crime statistic near you soon.