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Terry won't do time - the FA will see to that. There will be a splendid demosntration of papering-over cracks and a slap on the wrist as well as encouraging him to "work with the black community"etc.

Harry won't go away because of health reasons.

I don't reckon his accountant even knew about the Monaco account. That's how HMRC got Lester Piggot.

Terry won't do time, not least because his case is being heard at a magistrates court. Redknapp if found guilty, will do time. Anywhere from 3 to 18 months apparently.