Where are all the cool single guys in London?

The worst trait most of my 'single friends' have is this vacuous self-serving attitude of fly fishing for 'partners' on dating sites. This repulsive seek-and-destroy mechanism just gives people, firstly, a false belief that they are actually entitled to flick through humanity and 'tot-up' the pros and cons of prospective partners...'

I flicked through humanity and all I got was this lousy forum.

Hauska, what a diabolical fellow you are. You have restored some jollity to my day.