• I did all the cooking, don't like football and after 3 trips to A&E to have glass removed and stitches applied, I invested in a dishwasher. The beer fridge is now next to the sofa with some Kleenex on top ;-)

    No more having to get her down from the countertop with arms full of wine glasses, 6 pint of milk instead of the 2 pinter she could pour, no more carrying her Gladstone size bag to the station, taking taxis not buses, having cold feet put on you at night, crying make-up onto all your good clothes every time a weepy film is on, running out of loo paper because it's in the kitchen, knowing that my gloves, scarves and hats are still in the winter clothing bag and not been used and lost on the underground, having a mans soap that cleans and smells violent, not having someone doodling on your important papers, having my man draw back with only manly things in it,

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