Collective Nouns

A scoble of headset spacers?

I actually did LOL at this!

a cliché of fixxie skidders?

Ha!

a busted flush of weekend warriors

a drabble of audaxers
(as a dribble, but drabber)

a singularity of time trialists

a clot of cheddlars (British Heart Foundation charity peddlars)

A wank of photographers..

whats the collective noun for a group of people queuing for the rapha sale?

a delay of skinflints

A trough of mamils

abreast of mamils

whats the collective noun for a group of people queuing for the rapha sale?

... a medley of Merino.

reps, all of you!

... a medley of Merino.

Surely that's a flock of Merino?

A Torm of Raphas?

whats the collective noun for a group of people queuing for the rapha sale?
a conga of wannabees

^conga! repped.

a cabbal of recumbents

a grizzle of transcontinentalists

a scrape of poloists

a discharge of commuters

a bum rush of downhillers

a sharade of hipsters (conflation of shrill and parade)

A Torm of Raphas?

That would be a Torm of wannabes, non?

Having at various time been involved in the cat herding practice that it trying to get a group of cyclists to a) come to a concensus on something and then b) all do the same thing based on the concensus that they have just come to, I find the notion of a collection of cyclists somethat oxymoronical. Thus I sumit my suggestions as follows.

An uncollective of cyclists
A moron of cyclists
A purebred Prussian Blue of cyclists