2012-01-26 - Rider Down (Theresa Villiers)

Come on, Tories aren't real people-everyone knows that. They are the animal world's revenge on people: Gove is a worm, Dave is a lizard, Pickles is a Sperm Whale, Osborne is a Manatee, Mensch is a Macaque... and so on and so forth.

If you were trying to be funny, you have failed spectacularly.

Injury to any cyclist is not funny, whatever their political views.