Shane Warne hits cyclist deliberately

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Aborigines

No they're not...

Please explain.

If ever there was woman to end a red-head fetish...

I now self flagellate and shave my ginger head weekly. Mum says my freckles are kisses from God.

Kisses from A God.

Meatballs with eyes and tentacles or a pair of de-cocked knackers?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Meanwhile in Melbourne

Warne + Spok = Cock.

^^ Shane warne deliberately hits cyclist - and then does a little jig over the mangled remains of the bike

Idiot cyclists riding on the wicket... They should be registered with the ICC before they're allowed on the field and they should stick to the boundary line.

Is that at the 'G'? ^

Awesomes.

It is...

We' can go for a spin out there wicksie.

Yeah thought that was a silly question...

In, I'll give you a shout (as soon as they can be bothered to give me a visa).

Wait, was that a cricket pun?

Now that you mention it, yes.

We I'm sure I'll be bowled over.

What did he hit them with? A Jaffa?

If ever there was woman to end a red-head fetish...

You'd want to finish on that?

Can we google bomb 888 poker with this?

Liz Hurley owns a farm in the Cotswolds that sells shit sausages.
I know they're shit because I had food poisoning after eating them at Christmas.

Her natural milk is good though!

If I see Warne overtaking me on the inside when I'm travelling to Bristol I'll piss on his chips and perm his hair the cunt. Respect our road laws or sod off back to Oz. You're making your countrymen look like dicks.

Back to Liz Hurley (voted World's most Glamorous Farmer and "Actress" by Hello magazine 2009) and her farm. Apparently, her farm was burning down a while ago. The story goes that the Cirencester Fire Service of Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert Dibble and Grub had never moved so fast to get to the farm to see Hurley in her nighty! Fuck knows what happened to the farm though...

*edit: I was talking about the milk from her cows on the farm. Just like to clear that up :-)
In no way have I ever been anywhere near Liz's breasts!

Unfortunately.

"Respect our road laws or sod off back to Oz."

ERm, wasn't this incident in Oz?

This particular one.

I think people were moaning about him undertaking on the motorway while in the UK.

Warne named un-Australian of the year

This particular one.

I think people were moaning about him undertaking on the motorway while in the UK.

correct :-)