Edward Scoble must be destroyed...

Glad to see the back of that dickhead. Talking of backs, I wish he'd shut up complaining about his. He's just so damned old and uncool. If I lived to even half his age I'd be forced to commit suicide. To be totally honest, if I was TS I'd just do it anyway, irrespective of age. It'd be better for all of us. Fucking TS, walking round Blixton like he owns the damned place. I hate that guy.

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I've heard Em once made Simon Cowell cry.