All you need is lube

I treated myself to a squirt of lube this morning* and had a lovely smooth ride to work. Some time between leaving home and arriving at work my morning earworm morphed into that lesser known beatles hit "all you need is lube" which I've been singing to myself since, much to the concern of the girl who sits next to me**.

Any other songs that can be adapted to include bike-related lines?

*50/50 mix of finish line dry lube and prolink, since you ask

**I may also have mentioned that, due to a logistical mix up, I'm not wearing any pants

question: is a 'fun-size' baggie of lube (the sexy kind) bigger or smaller than the normal size?

"I may also have mentioned that, due to a logistical mix up, I'm not wearing any pants"

Hilarious.

However I shudder to think what were you wearing whilst lubing.

The Beatles-Help! - YouTube

I treated myself to a squirt of lube this morning* and had a lovely smooth ride to work. Some time between leaving home and arriving at work my morning earworm morphed into that lesser known beatles hit "all you need is lube" which I've been singing to myself since, much to the concern of the girl who sits next to me**.

Any other songs that can be adapted to include bike-related lines?

*50/50 mix of finish line dry lube and prolink, since you ask

**I may also have mentioned that, due to a logistical mix up, I'm not wearing any pants

do you go to center-parcs much?

"I may also have mentioned that, due to a logistical mix up, I'm not wearing any pants"

Hilarious.

However I shudder to think what were you wearing whilst lubing.

Lycra, my friend, nothing but lycra

do you go to center-parcs much?

Ive been known to dabble

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

Or this?

Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care

ha!

Someone else subscribes to b3ta?

What's b3ta? I just like to buy in bulk.

;)