What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Christ

None of these people are awesome. No one is awestruck by them. They can't be, otherwise what would happen when they see a mountain?

Have you considered the possibility that a lot of people who you would describe as your average office worker might be just as awesome albeit without the time or the inclination to spend so much time working on their self image?

I'm all for individuals, with their own style, thoughts and viewpoints, but that's not limited to people who try to look awesome. Some of those average office workers are interesting people too.

So you are jealous. Therefore everyone shall burn?

How rubbish.