Where are all the cool single guys in London?

Except chances are being yourself is what's keeping you single, try being someone better.

(that's the general "you", not having a go at you specifically hoefla.)

I really don't believe that. most people you meet are trying to be someone else (not a better version of themselves - which is good, but somone they aren't), and that is (partly) what's keeping them single. it isn't attractive*.

*imo etc