Best use of old innertubes

polo mallet grips

No polo, no talk...

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To make your lavatories refill nice and quietly:

I love the chair idea, mine is to use them to construct a hammock in the garden (or preferably the Bahamas!)

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I was gonna try the mankini idea but the wife came in as I was trying it on and we got distracted LOL!

BQ how does that work?

I was gonna try the mankini idea but the wife came in as I was trying it on and we got distracted LOL!

i.e. had to pack bags as wife walked in on me trying to strech an inner tube over my balls and between my arse cleft and she now thinks I'm a secret rubber fetishist, is disgusted and has kicked me out.

BQ how does that work?

The little blue outlet to which the inner tube is attached normally just lets water fall splashily into the cistern. The inner tube is just the right diameter and stretchiness to stretch over the end of the outlet, and you just cut it to a length slightly shorter than the depth of the cistern - it should always be under the waterline, but be 1-2cm off the bottom so it doesn't get blocked

or silent pooping...

quietly - I read that as quickly

@hippy......love it

can't believe no one has said Tourniquet yet.

I was going to say that, I couldn't remember the word. I kept thinking of ligatures instead.