I was gonna try the mankini idea but the wife came in as I was trying it on and we got distracted LOL!
i.e. had to pack bags as wife walked in on me trying to strech an inner tube over my balls and between my arse cleft and she now thinks I'm a secret rubber fetishist, is disgusted and has kicked me out.
i.e. had to pack bags as wife walked in on me trying to strech an inner tube over my balls and between my arse cleft and she now thinks I'm a secret rubber fetishist, is disgusted and has kicked me out.