LFGSS Match Making

http://www.swedishmatchindustries.se/en/About-us/Swedish-Match-Industries-AB/

Hey.

This forum is full of cool single guys who live in and around London. We are athletically fit, young-ish and mostly well educated.

We're here, come take your pick.

Format as follows -

*Offered *- Know a singleton that might float our boat - sling us some details and maybe a photo and wait for dibs.

EG - My hot mate Amy,31 5'4, size 10,likes bikes, dogs, cakes and long rides in the country. Has a job and a flat and likes men with beards and giant thighs.

Wanted - Are you a singleton - Sing us some details and a photo and what you might be looking for and wait for all the people with friends who might think you are suitable to get in touch.

EG - I'm Dave, I like petite girls over 30 who like bikes, dogs, cake and long ride in the country. I have a beard, a job and giant thighs.

Get the idea?

so....er...What's on offer? More to the point, what are the boundaries?

Fun facts about matches

Every day, Swedish Match manufactures around 5 million boxes of matches in Sweden alone, which is equivalent to around 250 million matches.

If you were to place these boxes one top of the other, the number of boxes produced every minute would build a pillar taller that the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

If you were to place the boxes side by side in a line down the E4 motorway, a day's worth of production would reach from Jonkoping to Stockholm.

The total length of the matchsticks would stretch all the way to Australia...

2 % of the production is sold in Sweden, while the rest is exported.
This means that here in Sweden, we use almost 60 000 boxes a day, equivalent to 3.5 million matches.

http://www.swedishmatchindustries.se/en/About-us/Fun-facts-about-matches/

what are you and the swedes up to Hippy?

Do it the old fashioned way; go to a pub, get trolleyed, stare longingly at someone you fancy, fail to have enough courage to approach them, go home and eat crisps.

ffs. do it the old(ish) fashion way.. go to the compass drinks - talk, get on with someone, go from there.

This is how I ended up living with Nurseholliday.

Is 'living with' some new euph I'm not up to speed with?

what are you and the swedes up to Hippy?

I'm an International Man of Mysterious Bridge Building...

hope you're not using unionised labour, one strike and the whole thing could go up...

Oh ffs.

Long live the Union!

"You must spread the rep otherwise Hatbeard will never fuck off"

Is 'living with' some new euph I'm not up to speed with?

He's my gimp.

^Shut up.

Don't listen to him!

You'll regret it if you don't, LFGSS where all the single nut-jobs hang out...

We're all as desperate as each other, lets stop the pretending.

I say all line up naked with men and women in parallel lines, the best looking pair off and the dregs get the dregs. Then we can all go home early and get it over with.

By the way I'm in search of a fellow romantic partner for an ironic relationship and a mutual hatred for coffee culture.

So this Amy character....

ha!

Well I do have a beard....

A lot of nice posting, but when and who will start with the adverts?

We're all as desperate as each other, lets stop the pretending.

I say all line up naked with men and women in parallel lines, the best looking pair off and the dregs get the dregs. Then we can all go home early and get it over with.

By the way I'm in search of a fellow romantic partner for an ironic relationship and a mutual hatred for coffee culture.

repped

I think one of the problems is that many of us who have posted know each other already...and we're all dickheads.

the problem with jambon's parallel lines idea ^^ is that one line will be longer than the other.

Significantly longer...

Maybe have to do the lines according to sexuality rather than gender...

This is going to get messy.

I generally despise women, but like kinky sex. I'm being myself, so WYSIWYG.
Holla at me and let's meet in the car park somewhere.

I say all line up naked with men and women in parallel lines,

Do you have any idea how much sausage this would involve?!?

...hang on

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