Goldman Sachs Elevator Gossip

This is the funniest twitter feed that I've seen in ages. Genuine snippets from conversations in Goldman Sachs. Insights into a truly sociopathic culture:

http://twitter.com/gselevator

if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is.

The fact that most people are too stupid to know how dumb they really are is the fabric holding our society together.

Rick Santorum looks like he enjoys jerking off in vacant Sunday school classrooms.

What he lacks in social skills, he makes up in wallet.

Can we please stop calling them 'hipsters' and go back to calling them 'pussies?'

Flying squirrels must get all the squirrel pussy. Think about that, hotshot.

A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

China is the only country that gets to have towns in just about every city in the world.

#1: You're going to Hell in just about any religion. #2: First class, baby...

#1: Knowing that you don't understand women is understanding women. #2: Thanks Socrates.

A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

Fucking YES! double fistpump

A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

Fucking YES! double fistpump

I just googled 'double fistpump'.

I sicked in my mouth.

Don't google it for heaven's sake, I did warn you!!

Ah, just checked, turns out I didn't warn you.

Gordon Gekko.