Football

I know this might seem an anathema to you plastics but I'm going to have a go at our own crowd, they fucking irritated me last night, lots of part timers in. They failed to get behind the team for 60 minutes then gave Henry a standing ovation for warming up on the touchline, I'm as please as anyone to see the second coming but fucking support the team that's on the pitch first. The reception when he came on was superb but so many little lights round the ground. Put your fucking phone cameras away you tits, the photo will be crap and your grandchildren aren't going to be interested to see the blury blob you claim to be a picture of the return of the king.

I might be a part-timer, but I totally agree with this.