Got knocked off my bike by a headless goat outside a halal butchers in Peckham once (when the driver of a delivery wagon was chucking down whole frozen carcasses out the back for his mate on the roadside to catch. 'Course, the catcher fumbled it just as I was approaching and the carcase slithered/flopped out into the road taking my front wheel out from under me. No harm done, but the goat didn't even apologise. Bastard.
Still better than a collision with a live horse, though.
Got knocked off my bike by a headless goat outside a halal butchers in Peckham once (when the driver of a delivery wagon was chucking down whole frozen carcasses out the back for his mate on the roadside to catch. 'Course, the catcher fumbled it just as I was approaching and the carcase slithered/flopped out into the road taking my front wheel out from under me. No harm done, but the goat didn't even apologise. Bastard.
Still better than a collision with a live horse, though.