Shitty Foxtons Cars in the Biycle Lane

..or cycle past with one of these after a few times they might start parking else where

We've missed you Michael. Maybe just bellow "Fuck you" when you improve the air flow within the cabin.

Doesn't matter. This is Foxtons we're talking about.

True.....

But might be best to check before launching a crusade if the OP ends up having a, dare I say it, one to one conversation with another adult (from Foxtons), then he might look lile tit No1 if those wealthy, good looking, sexual champions are legally not doing anything "wrong"......

I have no idea, tbh, of the status of those bike lanes. It may well be that Foxtons have decided that paying the many fines they must be getting if parking is not allowed there, is worth it just to have their cars permanently outside....

True.....

But might be best to check before launching a crusade if the OP ends up having a, dare I say it, one to one conversation with another adult (from Foxtons), then he might look lile tit No1 if those wealthy, good looking, sexual champions are legally not doing anything "wrong"......

I have no idea, tbh, of the status of those bike lanes. It may well be that Foxtons have decided that paying the many fines they must be getting if parking is not allowed there, is worth it just to have their cars permanently outside....

Again, I refer to post 26. 99% of all Foxtons employees have trouble with property law, so expecting them to even be cognitive to parking regulations is possibly too much for their tiny minds to even contemplate embarking upon.

Besides, your use of the word adult is questionable. Most of the people who drive those liveried death-traps are just about seventeen.

mother fuckers weren't parked in the bike lane last night when I cycled past. I was all amped to start my flyer campaign and they were leaving the bicycle lane clear.

regards the legality, I'll definitely double check, but I can't imaging any of the yellow lines don't count during the evening rush hour. I cycle past at around 18:30 daily and they are generally there. 11pm perhaps, but rush hour I doubt it.

Their only saving grace is that the female employees are fierce....

sashay, chante......work it *grrrrrrrrrrrl*friend.......

little known fact is Foxtons was started by Bruce Foxton, ex Jam bassist, after Paul Weller decided to slavishly follow Steve Marriott to the point of even walking out on his band too...

little known fact is Foxtons was started by Bruce Foxton, ex Jam bassist, after Paul Weller decided to slavishly follow Steve Marriott to the point of even walking out on his band too...

That explains the Minis and the fucking awful suits. Bloody mods.

Dirty boy. I have an amazing mod suit.

^ I like that, but a stencil of 'fuck you' is so much simpler to make..

David Thorne has a suggestion for this (see 'parking space' half way down the page):

http://www.27bslash6.com/1000characters.html

now correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems to have worked.

I spent a week popping them through their letterbox and under windscreen wipers and since then I've not seen a single one parked in the bike lane.

I did notice that it's a single not double yellow outside their shop, and handily the sign with the times on has been removed. However the one across the street from their shop has a restriction till 7pm, so they are definitely not allowed to park their at 6pm.

David Thorne has a suggestion for this (see 'parking space' half way down the page):

http://www.27bslash6.com/1000characters.html

Another time she was telling me about a dream her auntie had, so not only was I listening to something that didn't really happen, I was listening to something that didn't really happen to someone I didn't even know. ... The statement she made, "If you cared about me you would be interested in my dreams", I will put down to the fact that she was an idiot ...

lol

Was this ever resolved?

Yes, according to post 37 although we are still waiting on your mates pics...

Not too sure if he had any. I reckon she'd have drawn the line at getting her lunch out on camera.

Not a problem anymore - haven't seen one parked there for months.

Thread closed...

Maybe this neeeds a new thread, but there's a homeless on the same stretch of road next to HSBC. Is there any way we can get rid as well?

Give him/her/it a million of your bosses filthy lucre?

Dangerous game... I might end up with the offer of a million blowjobs, and even if I wanted them i could always give yo mamma a call.

Cockpunch coming your way...

COCK PUNCH!