Coffee Appreciation

also came up with workable solution for people coming in and nicking the water from the kettle when I'm waiting for it to come back from the boil a little by finding a jug in the recesses of the cupboards. can now pour my water out and move to the other kitchen counter to get things done just so in my own time while the chimps continue to fight for the kettle and catering tin of nescafe gold.

Do you not just stand in front of it, wielding a butter knife, baring your teeth?