Cyclists required for Olympic opening and closing ceremonies

Lol what a load of bollocks! The economy is in ruins and the forecast is grim; and look what they are blowing money on; costumes and ceremonies for fairies.

Tbh if the government hadn't fucked me in the ass so hard for the past few years with the taxman, I wouldn't really mind.

Do tell. How did the taxman and the big bad government fuck you?